submitted by Ash O.
There once were three men, Mike, Dan, and Mark. All three of them died and were sent to hell. When they got there, they were put in a room with a door on the end. The guys were kind of freaked out, and were waiting to find out what was going to happen to them next.
All of a sudden, the door opened and out stepped this really ugly like hillbilly woman with like buck teeth and everything. Then they heard this voice from out of nowhere saying "Mike, you have sinned. You are now to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman." and Poof! Mike and the hillbilly dissapeared.
So now, the two guys left were really scared. Then the door opened again, and this time out stepped a really fat, like 400+, ugly woman. And the voice went again "Dan, you have sinned. You are to spend eternity in bed with this woman." And Poof! away went Dan and the fat woman.
At this point, Mark was getting REALLY scared because he was the only one left, and he also noticed that the women were getting uglier and uglier each time. So he was wondering who he was going to get stuck with, when all of a sudden the door opened and out steps CINDY CRAWFORD!!! Mark just couldn't believe his luck! A whole eternity in bed with Cindy Crawford, if he anticipated correctly. So the mysterious voice then says "Cindy, you have sinned...."